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This worked and Skurvy began to sing his grand songs for the entire UnMultiverse to jam out to! Legend has it that he went to Squidward Community College to learn how to make music.Īll of his songs have been considered good, but three are considered his greatest hits. The crew of pirate musicians danced into the HQ of Captain 0 Records with a giant treasure chest, he asked the guy owning the place (it wasn't Captain 0, it's called the way it is because it was at Captain 0 Land) if he could get signed a record label. So Skurvy went into the music industry to make some killer jams. Skurvy and crew decided to submit resumes for being Undefeatables, but these went well as expected. Skurvy's Undefeatable resume WARNING: LOUD Just as Skurvy approached the door, Donkey Kong kicked down the door hard enough to send him flying back to the ship! Skurvy tried to get the Crystal Coconut back many times, but eventually gave up. Skurvy shot the old ape, knocking the wind out of the simian long enough to take the coconut.

The first thing Skurvy did? Sail to Donkey Kong Country to reclaim his birth rite, The Crystal Coconut! Hand-cannon in tow, he marched over to Cranky's Cabin to reclaim the Crystal Coconut, but Cranky threatened to call the authorities. He then stopped at Somalia to convince his cousins, Kutlass and Green Kroc, to join his swashbuckling brigade. He completely stole it to sail out into the far ocean through a nearby estuary. Skurvy was actually too lazy to search for a new home, so instead he took the mighty vessel Quint himself owned, floating in some lazy swamp water at a pirate sanctuary. But Skurvy was banished instead because he was orange, and that's the color of fire and explosions. This got Skurvy interested in his family's pirate lore, but Klump angry at all Kongs, so Klump tried to commit arson by launching missiles at Donkey Kong Country at 3:30 AM, but due to high winds, the missiles redirected back to the quagmire and burnt them out of house and home. Quint loved it like a brother before it was cruelly stolen by Cranky Kong, to which he went full-metal pillager until his demise.

Quint was an old pirate known for stealing shiny treasures, soon finding the Crystal Coconut. Their father, Francis Skurvy, told them stories about their great-great-great-grandpappy Quint Skurvy. Kaptain Skurvy and Klump Skurvy were both natural cajun folk, living in the sickly Bubblegloop Swamp. Kaptain Skurvy when he got a bit longer in the tooth. Though most of the time Skurvy just has a panel there, where he teaches people about the letter R. He actually hosted one of the PirateCons (2002). He still has a minor vendetta with Donkey Kong and some of the other Kongs due to their robbery of the most funny little trinket in the UnWorld, the Crystal Coconut.Įven with his robber past behind him, Skurvy still lives in a pirate ship with his quirky crew of cosplayers, which only consists of cousins Kutlass and Green Kroc. He used to steal things, but not really that much anymore. Kaptain Skurvy is a former pillager, curent musician, and forever pirate in heart and famous older brother of Klump Skurvy. But what if the two combined? That could only mean Kaptain Skurvy! (or King K. It’s a well known myth that the common Pirate hates Italian Dinosaurs, we see stuff about them eating the plundering seadogs all the time. Skurvy, before loading his hand-cannon with malicious intent in the past Lying, Lootin, Stealin, Squidward Community CollegeĪargh, ye be wantin to take this to Port Royale? Well I'll snub ya landlubbers! Making some influential pirate metal songs, his younger brother Klumpyĭonkey Kong, Vocaloid singers, Rainbowitis, most of the Teletubbies, King K. Skurvy enhances literacy in young Children